My ninth and final booking of the year for Adrian Dutton was at Eastbourne House, where I’d made my début for his groups way back in July 2013. This night was just a fortnight away from Christmas Eve and – it may have been my imagination but – there seemed to be a kind of end-of-term atmosphere. Poses for the first half of the evening proceeded: 10-minutes, 2, 1, 30-seconds, 3-minutes, 5, 10 and 25-minutes.
Whilst I’ve modelled for Adrian many times, this was the first time I’d been booked for a Thursday cheese and wine night. I do like a bit of cheese and wine. As soon as the first half came to a close, I quickly pulled on my robe and made what I hoped seemed not too indecent haste to the table where all the savouries were arranged. I returned to the main hall with a glass and loaded plate to dine in quiet comfort.
As is Adrian’s preferred style, I resumed posing for the second half without any great announcement. I simply upended a long wooden box and perched on top of it. When the artists noticed, they returned to their pads and easels to begin drawing. After my opening 10-minutes, poses were 3-minutes, 2, 1, 30-seconds, 15-minutes and finally 20-minutes – plenty of variety was possible.
Following much appreciated applause at the end of the session, I photographed a few of the artists’ works before departing. During the interval, in addition to my feasting I’d agreed five new dates with Adrian for bookings that would take us through the first five months of 2016. These would start on the first Thursday in January: duo poses with a new model and, of course, more cheese and wine. Bring it on…
The opening 10-minute pose caused me most discomfort on my November visit to Wanstead House. In December it was the last half-hour that hurt, seated on the floor with muscles stretched for slight backwards twist across a bench. I knew it would be tough as the same pose had caused me difficulty at The Finborough Arms recently, yet it was a direct request so I gave it another go.
Prior poses had been straightforward: 10-minutes standing contrapposto with one arm on a ceiling beam and the other extended sideways; 10-minutes standing with one leg a pace forwards, one hand on my neck, the other hand on my hip; 20-minutes seated side-saddle on the bench, my upper bodyweight supported by my left arm; 20-minutes seated cross-legged, chin on one hand, the other arm across my lap.
Overall I was satisfied with the evening’s work. It was the last Wednesday life drawing session of 2015 at Wanstead House. Groups across London were all starting to wind down for Christmas, but I found myself still surprisingly busy – this was to be the first of six bookings in the space of eight days. I couldn’t help but wonder what challenging poses might lay before me…
In the cold concrete kitchen of a former warehouse on the east side of Birmingham, Esther and I huddled naked around a small sink. We doused our faces, necks and chests with barely-warm water until, after repeated soaping, splashing and shivering, we had removed the last traces of body paint. We were chilly but happy. Our painted skin had been skeletal… we were once more on assignment for Art Macabre.
Part 1 – an invitation
Our début Death Drawing duo poses had been for DeadFriday at the Ashmolean Museum, Oxford. As we returned to London that evening, our minds were alive with dreams of how we might next work together. Little did we imagine that within just four days we would be offered a new opportunity to model farther afield with Art Macabre. Director-supremo, Nikki – aka, Raven Rouge – wrote to us:
Wondering if you’d be interested in being my deathly duo again? This time an event at Vivid Projects in Birmingham. Friday 27 November, modelling 6:30pm to 8.30pm. Arriving for 6pm to be ready. Some duo poses, some individual. All with a deathly theme…
Diaries were adjusted and the gig confirmed; we would be part of This Mortal Coil.
Part 2 – Birmingham
It had just gone half-three in the afternoon when Esther and I stepped off the train at Birmingham New Street station. For both of us this was a first-time visit to England’s erstwhile second city so, with a couple of hours to kill, we went walkabouts. Midway along New Street itself we found a colourfully festive Christmas market that reached as far as the eye could see to the east and west. Eastwards was our instinct.
We paused to partake of a little glühwein at the far end then sauntered further till we found a side alcove of St Martin in the Bull Ring church in which to rest discreetly for a while. Retracing our steps, we continued to the market’s western end. Twilight and rain had begun to fall as we took shelter with fried potatoes, mushrooms and of course, more glühwein, until it was time to find the address we’d been given.
Part 3 – Vivid Projects
Our host for the evening was Vivid Projects, based in the Warwick Bar complex of one-time factories and workshops that now accommodates services, industry and the arts. Google Maps faithfully delivered us to 16 Minerva Works, Fazeley Street, where we buzzed for admittance and were ushered through to a vast interior. It was cold and dark and moodily Spartan, but we were glad simply to be out of the rain.
Nikki was already on the scene and well advanced in constructing an elaborate pose space for us. There was a main stage, a side room for longer poses, and a backstage area for our preparations. Heaters were many, but of limited effectiveness in such a cavernous building. She introduced us to our fellow model for this event, the wonderful Geeta von Tease, and in due course painted me a skull-face. We were ready.
Part 4 – Death and the Maiden
As we neared 6:30pm, the warehouse began filling with patrons. Nikki emerged at the appointed time to set the scene for our evening’s entertainments and to get the artists warmed up by asking them to draw visions of death from their own imaginations. After this, Esther and I stepped forward in our robes for the first sequence of poses. It would be a reprise of the Death and the Maiden poses we’d presented in Oxford.

© Greg Milner Photography for Vivid Projects with Art Macabre.

© Greg Milner Photography for Vivid Projects with Art Macabre.
For 5-minutes we embraced in a twisted dance of death, each with one arm around the other’s body and our other arms high, holding hands. Next, for 7-minutes Esther feigned sleep while I hunched over her in sinister fashion, clutching a scythe. Finally in this sequence, Esther was seated for 10-minutes while I stood behind her, holding one of her arms; it was to remain ambiguous whether I was pulling or she was reaching.

© Greg Milner Photography for Vivid Projects with Art Macabre.

© Greg Milner Photography for Vivid Projects with Art Macabre.

© Greg Milner Photography for Vivid Projects with Art Macabre.

© Greg Milner Photography for Vivid Projects with Art Macabre.
Part 5 – Kali
As all this unfolded, Nikki was painting Geeta’s face blue in readiness for the following poses. Geeta would be Kali – the Hindu goddess associated with empowerment. She began with a 5-minute standing pose in which one arm was crooked upwards and the other downwards. After this, she posed for 10-minutes seated upright with both hands holding an Art Macabre finely-painted black clay skull on her lap.
Meanwhile, Esther and I had retreated to the long-pose space as it was equipped with a better heater than our backstage area. With just one chair available, I sat beside the heater and Esther sat on my lap. When Geeta started her second pose, Nikki joined us to give Esther a painted skull-face to match my own. For the second part of this evening we were both to be Santa Muerte – the Mexican personification of death.

© Greg Milner Photography for Vivid Projects with Art Macabre.

© Greg Milner Photography for Vivid Projects with Art Macabre.
Part 6 – Santa Muertes
Once more there would be three poses in our sequence: 5-minutes, 7-minutes and 10-minutes. For the first of these we both stood: Esther as red Santa Muerte upon a black-covered bench; me as white Santa Muerte with one foot on the floor, the other on the bench behind Esther. At the end came a catastrophe; as I lowered my raised foot, I accidentally kicked the hitherto unseen black skull and shattered it on the floor.

© Greg Milner Photography for Vivid Projects with Art Macabre.
First gasps, then silence. I felt devastated but the show had to go on. Nikki remained composed and readied us for the next standing pose, in which I was the green Santa Muerte of luck – I couldn’t quite believe how bad mine had just been. In the long-pose room, oblivious to our drama, Geeta sat for a smaller group of artists. Our final pose of the evening was a tender Sante Muerte version of ‘Pietà‘ by Michelangelo.

© Greg Milner Photography for Vivid Projects with Art Macabre.

© Greg Milner Photography for Vivid Projects with Art Macabre.

© Greg Milner Photography for Vivid Projects with Art Macabre.

© Greg Milner Photography for Vivid Projects with Art Macabre.
Part 7 – an appreciation
As is customary at the end, after warm applause all around, the artists set out their works upon the floor for general admiration and for us to photograph. Notwithstanding the ill-fortune of a broken skull, everyone was relaxed and uplifted. The Vivid Projects people kindly furnished us with complimentary wine as we mingled and chatted and shared our mutual enthusiasms. It had been a good session.
Before Geeta, Esther and I disappeared to divest ourselves of draping and wash away our face paint, Nikki took photos that recreated our Pietà and captured us generally enjoying the moment. After our chilly wash in the kitchen we found that time was all too soon a-pressing; we had seats reserved on the ten past ten train back to London, with a twenty minute walk ahead of us first.
Part 8 – noodles
It was with deep regret that we bade farewell to Nikki as she still had much packing away to do. Her ticket was valid for any train, whereas ours could not be transferred. We left her in the capable care of the Vivid Projects team and returned once more to rainy streets. Outside Birmingham New Street station we paused to buy noodles from the Wok Your Way noodle bar before toiling to locate our platform.

© Greg Milner Photography for Vivid Projects with Art Macabre.

© Greg Milner Photography for Vivid Projects with Art Macabre.

© Greg Milner Photography for Vivid Projects with Art Macabre.
As if to double our pain at leaving Nikki, it turned out she missed our train by only a few minutes. Her timing had been constrained by how long it took Vivid Projects to lock up and shuttle her to the station. Even so. We exchanged fond text messages and looked forward to our next adventure together. Maybe for 2016 we’ll collaborate in London – who knows? For now we love taking death drawing across the UK.
Of the various discomforts that might afflict a life model in late November, over-heating is rarely one of them. Nonetheless, it was a mild evening and before leaving the house I had dressed heavily for deep mid-winter. When I reached the heart of the city, I found myself being funnelled through crowd-control at Bank tube station, and then crammed aboard a claustrophobic carriage on the Northern line. Temperatures were rising.
On ascending the escalator at Angel, I craved the first waft of outside coolness. There was scant opportunity for savouring the night air, however, as soon I descended stairs to the basement life drawing room at Candid Arts Trust. Barely had I settled for a few minutes to chill when all too quickly it was time to pose. I slipped from my lightweight gown and stood naked upon a central raised platform.
Models’ needs are properly catered for here, with two ceiling-mounted electric heaters radiating warmth towards the pose space. Ordinarily these seem like a rare treat, but on this occasion I needed a breeze. Standing six feet four inches tall, it felt as though my head and upper body were being lightly roasted. After the first two 5-minute poses I sought lower altitudes for relief.
Learning from experience, I mixed and moderated poses so that gradually I could find a more balanced body temperature yet still enjoy working through a variety of stances for a crowded room of 23 artists. By the time I reclined on my back with head pointed towards the centre of the room I was comfortable in my own micro-climate. Even so, I contrived somehow to give myself a numb hand.
At the end, when fully composed, I checked out a few works and then retreated to the toilet sinks where – as is always necessary here – I scrubbed generations of charcoal dust from my feet. Upon re-emerging I found the room had been quit by everyone save for our facilitator, Luca. I signed his paperwork then returned to the dark streets, cosy and satisfied as I vanished into the autumnal ambience… job done.
“That’s never happened before,” said Catherine when the fire alarm started ringing at The Star by Hackney Downs. I was ten minutes into my first 15-minute pose after our break.
“I’m not going anywhere till someone tells us it’s real,” said one artist.
“They don’t usually have fire drills in pubs,” noted another.
“I’ll check it out,” Catherine offered.
“Steve’s not flinched,” came an observation.
“It doesn’t count,” I replied, “unless it’s Catherine’s phone.”
The timer alarm on Catherine’s phone was our sign that each pose had completed its allotted time; that alone was my cue to move. As we rightly imagined, the fire bell cut out without further ceremony after little more than a minute or two.
Notwithstanding such uncalled for diversions, this was one of my most enjoyable sets of poses in a long time. The group’s organiser, Catherine Hall, offered some direction on possible poses for me to try, but I was largely at liberty to exploit my long limbs to create interesting shapes according to each moment’s inspiration.
We commenced with poses of 5-minutes, 4, 3, 2-minutes, then went to six quick-fire poses – three of 1-minute, three of 30-seconds. Two poses of 10-minutes completed the first phase of our evening’s work. After the interval we finished with two 15-minute poses: the first after Rodin; the second in the style of Schiele.
The first half fairly sailed by. Rarely have I felt so at ease in presenting a succession of quite taut postures. The second half was more challenging, requiring both balance and tension, but nothing unmanageable for quarter of an hour at a time. The six artists and Catherine kindly gave of spontaneous applause at the end. I was a happy model.
As is traditional, art works were spread upon the floor for general appreciation. In my humble opinion, they combined to form the highest-standard complete body of work from all artists present that I’ve seen this year. I guess we must have all been feeling it. I next look forward to posing for Catherine at The Russet in December.
The Finborough Arms in Earl’s Court has become a third home for The Moon and Nude life drawing group. I’d posed for them many times at The Old Dairy in Crouch Hill, and The Sun in Clapham, but curiously my first visit to the new venue was not to pose but to see pictures of myself at their October exhibition in the Cellar.
In less than a month I was back as a life model, welcomed by Aless and her partner, Ollie. Just as at their other venues, the pose times were planned to be 5-minutes, 4, 3, 2, 1-minute, then 10, 15, 20-minutes to an interval and 45-minutes to the end. One of the regular artists suggested variety, however, so a couple of subtle changes were introduced.
We started 5, 3, 1, 5 – dynamic poses, twisted with limbs accentuated. I was naked on a raised spotlit platform equipped with a backless bench covered by pillows and a sheet. Scattered between tables around the Cellar, thirteen artists observed me from behind their drawing pads. I stood with arms raised for 10-minutes then took it easy, sitting cross-legged on the bench for quarter of an hour.
For the two longest poses of the evening I unintentionally put myself through a certain amount of pain. For 20 minutes I sat upon the platform with legs bent underneath me and body twisted backwards across the bench, straining my sides. After the break, I went 30-minutes seated on the bench with one knee raised – easy on the floor, but a back-aching balance on a narrow shelf of wood.
I finished with an uncomplicated 10-minute standing pose, hands upon hips. After the preceding two efforts, this one felt like a recovery position. When we ended at 8pm, I quickly dressed and admired the works by artists who weren’t too coy to share them. Having also modelled in Wanstead earlier that day I felt pretty shattered, but would happily return to pose at The Finborough Arms again.

















































































