The automated announcement at Blackfriars station cut out part way through and an exasperated human voice took its place: “I’m switching those messages off because they all say the same thing – basically the trains are buggered.” This did not bode well for my chances of completing the 11-minute journey to Herne Hill on time.
In half an hour I was due to be posing nude at The Prince Regent pub in Herne Hill for SketchPad Drawing. I phoned Lisa, the group’s organiser, to explain my situation and give the pledge that if needs be I would jump in a cab. I’ve never been late for a life model booking and I didn’t intend to start in these circumstances.
Fortunately the problem – a broken down train at City Thameslink station – was fixed within ten minutes and services began slowly trickling through. I made it to the venue with four minutes to spare. A noticeable shortage of artists for this normally crowded group suggested I wasn’t the only one to have been caught up in the trouble.
Loulou Reloulou was my co-model for the evening. She would be wearing strikingly flamboyant costumes in one room while I posed nude in another. We swapped rooms at half-time. In the first half I started off with a 15-minute pose that ran to 20; followed it with a 5-minute pose that ran to 10; and ended with a 25-minute pose bang on time.
A single pose of 45 minutes occupied the second session. At my previous visit Lisa had been keen to put me in poses that would accentuate my long limbs. Despite her being – in her own words – “two foot shorter” than me, she demonstrated a sprawled, slouched, spread-eagled pose that she wanted me to try. I gave of my best.
Excellent artworks were produced in both rooms. In the second half I was fascinated by artist Gemma Cook, who worked on four giant sheets of paper, laying each on the floor when she was satisfied with it. I couldn’t see exactly what was going on whilst in pose but, when finally free to look, I was astounded by her superb work.
I left The Prince Regent a happy man. My journey home was beset by rail engineering rather than train failures, but the important part of the evening had worked out just fine. I’ll always be pleased to travel for this group.
Postscript
As Gemma ran out of time before she could complete her gigantic work, I allowed her to take a photo of the missing left side so she could finish at home. Within three days she very kindly sent me images of the final masterpiece, plus her photo from the night itself, which captured some beautiful Caravaggio-like light. Here they are:
Invite a group of creative friends – photographers, painters, posers, performers – who are each willing to cover a share of the cost.
Converge on said studio one sunny September Sunday.
All get naked.
Make art.
Arty Shoots
This was Arty Shoots, a fully collaborative venture between artists and models, dreamt up by Natansky and Phil L. Its central concept was that like-minded individuals could come together in a clothing-optional environment, develop their ideas, create images and freely share the results.
There was an agreement to be signed but essentially our basis for collective working was one of mutual respect and trust. Most of the images created on the day would be photographs, although for some the ultimate intent was to reproduce them as fine oil paintings.
Photographers (togs) Darren Swindells, James W, Phil L and Scott Hortop arrived at Belt Craft Studios laden with gear and props. Painters Adrian and Morris also had their cameras and a sketch pad. Natansky and Violette Rose came as both models and photographers. Betty Rogers, LeeRex PaintMe, Louise, Sharon and I were there simply to model. We brought only our bodies.
Meet the models

© tog: Natansky / model: Betty Rogers

© tog: Phil L / model: Natansky

© tog: Phil L / model: Violette Rose

© tog: Scott / model: LeeRex PaintMe
We posed solo and sometimes in combination: duos, trios or even large groups that included the nude photographers. For me, it was lovely to work with Louise again. We had previously posed together at the Babylon photo shoot just three Sundays before, and found an immediate professional rapport that we carried into Belt Craft.

© tog: Scott / models: Steve, Louise

© tog: Violette Rose / models: Steve, Louise

© tog: Scott / models: Louise, Steve
Sunlight and shadows graced our bare skin as we ranged across the studio’s brushed leather sofa. Angles and contrasts were interpreted uniquely by each photographer. when I posed solo on the same sofa, it was with shoulders arched down to the floor. The stark images captured by Violette were among my favourites from the day.

© tog: Violette Rose / model: Steve

© tog: Violette Rose / model: Steve
Photography
As models in situ, we had little way of knowing how our poses were being perceived and recorded. Similarly we couldn’t know which finished works the photographers would choose to express in colour, and which would be monochrome. It was fascinating to see the final mixture of styles.

© tog: Darren / models: LeeRex PaintMe, Violette Rose

© tog: Phil L / model: Betty Rogers

© tog: Scott / model: Natansky
Yet it wasn’t just the photographers who called the shots. Models could suggest or adopt poses and, if they captured the imagination of anyone with a camera, a shoot would begin. When Louse and I next crossed paths we took the initiative with a series of tango-influenced postures.

© tog: Scott / model: Steve, Louise

© tog: Natansky / model: Steve, Louise

© tog: James / model: Steve, Louise
The informal freedom with which anyone could interact meant that sometimes models were photographed off-guard while relaxing. This resulted in some wonderfully natural shots. I was taking time out on one of Belt Craft’s many sofas when Scott and Nat glided towards me, their cameras at the ready…

© tog: Natansky / model: Steve
Props
Opening the door to Belt Craft had been like uncovering a treasure trove of bric-a-brac. Studio props lined every wall. Put alongside the pieces we’d brought ourselves, there was much to play with: a tin bath, furniture, a rocking horse, a pommel horse, punch bag, pick handle, lamp shades, acoustic guitar, bicycle, crash helmets, gas mask, balaclava, giant Rubik’s Cube, cargo net, suitcases, to name but a few.

© tog: Natansky / model: Louise

© tog: Natansky / model: Violette Rose

© tog: Natansky / model: LeeRex PaintMe

© tog: Phil L / model: Louise, Betty Rogers

© tog: Natansky / model: LeeRex PaintMe

© tog: Phil L / model: Betty Rogers

© tog: Natansky / model: Natansky
One of the more challenging items was a length of rope that Darren secured tightly between two ceiling beams. He and I both attempted to hang from it crucifix-style with outstretched arms, but found it horribly strenuous, lasting only a few seconds. Then Louise tried, and within moments was swinging as light as a butterfly.
Being a minimalist at heart, I tend to prefer the simplicity of just a nude human body shot in sympathy with its surroundings. Very few, if any, of my own poses involved the use of props, which perhaps limited my range on the day. Even so, Nat and Scott managed to make fair use of my unadorned form in a variety of settings.

© tog: Natansky / model: Steve

© tog: Natansky / model: Steve
If the simplicity of a nude human body is to be embellished in any way, then the ideal compliment is a second nude human body. Whether harmonious or contrasting, the duo poses always provided an extra degree of dynamism, maybe even suggesting a subtle narrative – in sympathy if not exact symmetry.

© tog: Morris / model: Louise, Steve
Serendipity
Occasionally the magic of a great shot would about by pure chance. For instance, during the development of a floor pose in which I would appear gently to lift Louise’s limp body, an unknown person picked up Phil’s unattended camera and captured the image below. It was an opportunist act that found the perfect angle at the perfect moment.

© tog: unknown / model: Steve, Louise
Another tender tableau was caught towards the end of our time at Belt Craft. Violette was to be photographed laying on bare floorboards, her skin decorated from head to toe with freshly cut chrysanthemums. While Natansky and I worked meticulously to balance small flower heads across her taut body, Scott quietly photographed the three of us in what turned out to be the best ‘behind the scenes’ shot of the day.

© tog: Scott / model: Steve, Violette Rose, Natansky
Even when we were all done, back in our clothes with gear and props packed away, good things could still happen. With his very last shot, James used manual settings to focus close-up on the paint cracks of a door frame while three of us conversed, casually unaware, in the blur of his background. With chill-out music playing, it was the perfect image to send us home.

© tog: James / models: Morris, Louise, Steve
More besides
The images here are merely my personal top 40 selected from hundreds taken on the day – many of which remain unseen by anyone but their photographer. Elsewhere we have shots of nude models hanging from beams and girders, leaning out of windows, sitting on the lavatory, and even being hosed down with cold water – all for art’s sake.
With seven models came seven different body types, each worn with magnificent confidence and personality, each applied to poses that expressed their individuality, exuberance and character. The photographers brought ease, energy and enthusiasm that struck a common chord with those in front of the lens. We had a lot of fun.
All these things came to pass on 28 September 2014. There had been Arty Shoots before and there have been Arty Shoots since. So far this is the only one in which I’ve taken part. In the right circumstances it would be a pleasure to repeat the experience, but some days are just that little bit special. To recreate the format may be practical; to rediscover the spirit would be divine.
“I can call the time after 5 minutes, if you like,” offered Carla. “No, it’s fine, let’s just do it,” I replied with excess confidence whilst part-squatting, part-kneeling in a precarious balance atop a high stool. “All right,” announced Carla, “this is a 10 minute pose.” The fire entered my limbs before we’d reached halfway, but our Radiohead soundtrack was the perfect balm…
This was my first pose after the break during what was my first visit to The Star by Hackney Downs since April. I closed the session with a rather more comfortable, if admittedly less interesting, seated pose on the edge of a couch. 15-20 minutes later we were done and the evening’s works could be admired in a vast spread occupying the whole of our upstairs floor.
When I’d arrived at the pub, the group’s co-coordinators – Catherine Hall and Carla Nizzola – had almost finished setting up. All new boxes of materials were ready and waiting for artists to help themselves. After a brief skirmish with the sound system, a quick cough and a drag, and the procurement of an art-enhancing bottle of red, they were ready to go.
Short poses preceded the break. In a departure from tradition, I started with 5 minutes reclining on the couch, then perched upright upon a low stool for 3 minutes. 2 minutes standing were followed by three 1-minute poses and three 30-second poses. After this energetic flurry, I was glad to be seated again for 10 minutes, and finally folded double on the floor for another 10.
The evening finished with seven of us – one model, two coordinators, two artists and two dogs – taking our tipples to the tables outside for a spot of après-art chit-chat. In such good company it would have been a fine night out even without our drawing and life modelling. Instead we had it all and I can’t wait for enough months to elapse that I can enjoy it again.
Deeper into the forest we went. Our bare skin cooled in the shadowy stillness beneath its green canopy. Patches of dappled sunlight were welcome like a warm shower. We lingered by knots of holly, nests of ferns, gnarled trees and golden clearings. We were woodland creatures, painted and free.
Once upon a time
It all began five hours earlier when Amanda of Feel Good Painted collected me and my fellow creature, Maria, from outside Romford station. At her home studio we were joined by Amanda’s partner in paints, Annmarie, and her good friend, Kim. Together we would share much of the afternoon getting into character.
After Maria and I had changed into skimpy decorated underwear, we started with our head-to-toe foundation of colours. Amanda worked on Maria while Annmarie sponged mottled layers of paint onto me. Leaves, wings, horns, eyelashes and elfin ears were glued onto our bodies in all the right places.
Happily ever after
And when we were done, we headed down to Hainault Forest Country Park. Sadly Annmarie couldn’t join us but Amanda’s husband, Mark, stepped in and took several of the photos posted here. The hour or so of our shoot was outstanding fun that made all the preceding hours of preparation worthwhile.
This was my first time posing with Maria. She said her only modelling experience has been with Amanda, but she’s such a natural she could open up a whole new world for herself if it’s what she wants. It’s what happened to me. I continue to be astounded by the opportunities that come my way, and the wonderful people I’m lucky to work with.
Life is magical in the woods.
All photos © Feel Good Painted
Have you ever done something without knowing why?
Psychologist Sigmund Freud, in his 1915 paper ‘The Unconscious’, introduced the notion of a dynamic unconscious that works in a different way from consciousness, with its own kind of logic. The Freud Museum of London marked the centenary of this revolutionary idea by staging a Festival of the Unconscious – the Unconscious Revisited – throughout the summer, from late June till early October.
On 25 August it was the turn of Art Macabre to revisit the Freud Museum and host another unique drawing salon, specially tailored to the festival’s theme. I’d posed in February for Eros and Death – their previous salon at the museum – and I was the happiest model in town to be invited back for their all-new event. Artists shared my enthusiasm for this exceptional opportunity:
“Sketch scenes pulled directly from the depths of your own dark unconscious and imagination. Illustrate your darkest dreams and the mysteries of the mind, inspired by the Art Macabre live model characters and scenes. How do we represent and reveal the unconscious in art? Can drawing unlock our unconscious? Explore Freud’s theories of the unconscious and how artists since have engaged with them, from Surrealism to contemporary artists. An interactive creative workshop exploring how drawing connects the hand, mind and heart. Draw from your inner psyche and explore representing the unseen and unknown through drawing.
“Art Macabre invite you to participate in drawing exercises and games that will help you sketch from both sides of your brain and go into a flow state of consciousness. From sketching scenes featuring nude figures depicting nightmares and symbolism in dreams, to Surrealist automatism sketching exercises to create your own ‘Exquisite Corpse’ artworks.“
The players
Maybe it’s a good habit. maybe bad, but I arrived earlier than our early gathering time and was first on the scene. As good fortune had it, I was recognised loitering outside by Lili, the museum’s event manager, and invited in for a cup of tea. I’d barely started my Freudian sips when I was joined upstairs by fellow models Linsay and Gee.
We had worked together a few times before. I’d last posed with Gee at The Dying Art exhibition in May, whilst all three of us had modelled for The Blizzard of Oz panto in 2013. Our muse quartet was completed by Bella: a newcomer to Art Macabre but an experienced artist, model, and life group organiser in her own right. With the arrival of Art Macabre’s director and fabulist-in-chief, Nikki, we were all set to go.
The exquisite corpse
The event was fully booked, which meant up to 50 artists were expected. They began arriving almost immediately and, whilst Lili provided each one with a welcoming glass of wine, Nikki and Linsay readied the main exhibition room for art. The three of us left behind the scenes chatted away to pass the time; I sipped tea, Gee stripped naked, and Bella stitched together odd halves of leggings.
When at last the artists were assembled in one room, Nikki got them warmed up with a selection of exercises in unconscious drawing. These included inviting everybody to draw their passive hand: first blind line drawing with eyes closed, then continuous line drawing with eyes open and free association images superimposed afterwards.
Collaborative practice was introduced to the session in the form of exquisite corpse drawings.
Lines continued to flow from the depths of the unconscious with automatic drawing, once more over-drawn with associated images.
Psyche and surreal
As these activities neared an end, it was time for models to take up their positions on the first floor. Bella would be in the exhibition room, Gee occupied Anna Freud’s room and I was to stand on the landing. We had props but were otherwise nude and without body paint. My role was to recreate the surrealist paintings of René Magritte. I began with The Son of Man.

© René Magritte – The Son of Man, 1946
I had a vintage bowler hat perched on my head, and held a small plastic apple in front of my face. Deviating from the original painting, I crooked my right arm and looped the index finger and thumb. This gesture was intended to give the artists something extra upon which to apply their automatic drawing embellishments, if the mood took them.
Artists were free to roam wherever they pleased, without time constraints. Through the doorway to my left they would find Gee posing with two empty picture frames that she positioned over various parts of her body. Freud’s theory of psychosexual development postulated that children focus on different parts of their bodies; now Gee’s artists were invited to do the same.
Beyond my sight through the doorway that I faced, Bella lay upon a replica of Freud’s famous couch… perchance to dream. Freud considered dreams to be “the royal road to the unconscious”, serving as valuable clues to how the unconscious mind operates. Yet while Freud would have made profound observations of Bella’s dreams, our artists made their own keen observations of Bella herself.
There were no time limits to our poses; we could alter positions at our own discretion. Nikki’s playlist helped me gauge minutes by counting off individual tracks. When I felt I had been still for around a quarter of an hour, I gave my artists notice that I would be changing pose in 30 seconds. My next pose would be an approximation of Magritte’s Man in a Bowler Hat.

© René Magritte – Man in a Bowler Hat, 1964
I put down the apple and rummaged in my suitcase of props. In the absence of a dove I picked out the Art Macabre raven and held it in front of my face. For added variety, in my free right hand I raised aloft a red flower. Naturally I retained the vintage bowler hat, and once more I reckoned to stay in pose for around 15 to 20 minutes.
Lovers and horses
“I’ll be changing pose in one minute.” When I had silently counted 60 seconds, Nikki appeared and took me aside to prepare for something different. My final poses would be duo tableaux with Bella, taking inspiration from Magritte’s The Lovers. Nikki had asked tentatively beforehand if anyone would mind and, after a little hesitation, Bella spiritedly accepted having a “new best friend” for the duration.

© René Magritte – The Lovers, 1928
Of course, for naked strangers who had met only two hours earlier, our pose was not quite so intimate. We placed our individually shrouded heads close enough together, cheek by cheek, to appear as if kissing. Nikki positioned hands on arms or hips, but otherwise we maintained a small respectful space between our standing bodies. This pose would last for 15 minutes.
Away in Anna Freud’s room, Linsay was taking her turn to model. She was given the pleasure of posing entirely nude save for leather horse harnesses, thereby recreating ‘the terror of tiny Hans’. Sigmund Freud maintained correspondence with the father of Hans to explore the 5 year-old’s phobia of horses. We can only speculate as to what effect the majestic sight of Linsay in all her glory might have wrought upon the lad.
When Bella and I completed our standing Surrealist smooch we shifted across to the Freudian couch, feigning a similar scene in greater comfort. Shortly after we’d settled, however, I found myself very short of air behind my facial shroud. Trying not to appear as if indulging in unseemly panting, I eventually regained my composure by breathing solely through my nose. Such occupational hazards…
Return to consciousness
Come 9pm, we were free to unravel and dress ourselves. We then dashed downstairs in the hope of seeing some of the artworks produced but, just like my last time at the Freud Museum, we were too late; artists had packed away and most had left already. We could only hope some artists works would share their work on social media – I’m very grateful to those named above for kindly doing so.
It had been a remarkable Art Macabre drawing salon, in a singular historic building. I have nothing but admiration for Lili and the museum hierarchy for having the vision to stage such an imaginative, popular and fitting event in the last home Sigmund Freud. The unconscious had found new physical form, and much joy had been shared in its exploration. It is the stuff of dreams.
I’ve gotten into a curious habit. If I’m life modelling on a weekday evening and there is enough time after my day job’s done, I like to pop home and change into comfortable clothes. This may seem odd given that for most of the next few hours I’ll be nude, but somehow it helps me to arrive feeling more relaxed… more myself.
When up to thirty artists are drawing my poses, unless they spied me before I slipped into a lightweight gown, they would have just my unadorned naked form as a template on which to ascribe character; there would be few visible tokens of my life story. Thus, their art becomes a way of dressing me in the new clothes of their own perceptions. It is one of the more fascinating aspects of being a life model.
I’m no stranger to the Monday night life class run by Adrian Dutton in Bethnal Green. It’s arguably the flagship of his weekly groups. Experience has shown me that when they are on form here, the artworks can be fascinating, distinctive, quirky and sublime. These artists know how to dress a model with vision, deftness and personality.
During the first hour I posed for 10 minutes, 1 minute, 2 minutes, 30 seconds, 3, 5, 10 and 25 minutes. After breaking for hot pasta, biscuits and tea, I followed with poses of 10 minutes, 3 minutes, 2 minutes, 1 minute, 30 seconds, 15 minutes that became 23, and 17 minutes to end. It was a good work-out; exhausting but never uncomfortable.
After re-wrapping in my casual rags, I returned for a look at the many works laid upon the floor for general admiration. The group had indeed been on good form this evening. Many offered me their individual thanks as they left, which was much appreciated. As I stepped out into the spitting rain of a dark humid night, I was a happy man.
I was in euphoric mood as I walked down Pentonville Road on my way to Candid Arts Trust. The centrepiece of my afternoon had been a successful nude photo shoot along with eight other models and photographer Matt Granger in busy Soho Square. Next up was my first evening of life modelling in three weeks.
Where does the time go? At St Pancras station I’d just bid farewell to my good friend and fellow model, Louise. We hadn’t seen each other since sharing poses and paints at April’s 50 Shades of Pathology with Art Macabre. Since then, through founding the Secret Drawing Club in Hythe with artist husband Nick, her own work had gone from strength to strength, whereas my life modelling had tailed off somewhat.
I needed to get back on track, and Candid Arts was just the right place. Pure drawing.
I started with four dynamic standing poses, each lasting 5 minutes. Artists surrounded me in a close circle, capturing my likeness in silent concentration. About half stood at easels, while the rest were seated. My next poses for them were 10 minutes kneeling, 15 minutes standing again, and 20 minutes seated on a high stool.
After a short break I saw out the evening with 40 minutes seated on the floor. This was the only pose that brought me some discomfort as I had hinged the wrist a little too far on my supporting left arm. There was no lasting harm done though, and I was pleased to see some excellent work inspired by the pose.
Whilst my life model bookings may have thinned over the summer months I’ve at least been able to diversify by participating in other arts projects. Life modelling remains my primary love, however, and I yearn to recapture the time when I was constantly getting two, three or four bookings every week. Until then, I shall savour days like this.


















































































































